Excerpts from Meemu, The Diary of Cassandra Cain

Cassandra hard at work

Aug 12, 2009

Dere Meemu

Frst time writing today. Boss Dan told me things not looking so gud for me in Batgirl department. Asked for other job, but he say Selina still Catwoman and cannot kick her out due to agesm complaints from J (Jai?) Garrick. Dan tell me he can get me job in mail room if I pass drug test.

Aug 14, 2009

Deir Meemu

Fail drug test and criminal record as leader of League of Assassins brought up.  Cannot catch break.  New riter at office says he do Batgirl buk.  I try to tell him I am Batgirl, but Barbara tell me to just let it go.  She say possible chance my arms may be cut off in future and replaced with cibrenetik limbs and can become new beacon for people who lost arms as superhero Lady Pollux.  She laughs, but I don’t get joke.

Aug 15, 2009

Derie Meemu

Nu Batgirl riter say I can be in Batgirl buk!

Aug 16, 2009

Dare Meemu

I only in 8 panels. 

Aug 17, 2009

Dore Meemu

Attemp to get job in Adventure Comics, but Legion say I too normal.  Geoff promise to do series for me when he get time.  Con tell me Geoff never get time for Bat buks.

Aug 19, 2009

Dire Meemu

Old friend, Connor Hawke tuk me to beach today so I wuldn’t have tu see new comic.  He say he cannot shoot arrow now, but he stretchy.  I tell him bad luck.  He nod and we sit in silense.

Beach is fun, but too many seagoolls.

Connor tell me that he know other comic buk characters who find work without having title and we meet them tomorrow.  Hope they nice.